Wednesday, November 17, 2010

All HAIL the Kataklonikus



Legend tells of an ancient evil, devoid of humanity and forged in death and stench. The Old Ones prophesied that an unholy union between cat and shit would bring forth the biblical apocalyptic plague of smell. One day a cult of filthy homeless and tranny hookers would pray to the mighty Kataklonikus and on sacred hallowed ground on Lexington ave in Hollywood California the reckoning would occur. Offerings of public defecation and used condoms would be placed around the alter to appease Kataklonikus. The day of judgement is upon you.. and that day is NOW!

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