Happy Easter From The East Coast Bunn-E!

by James Sugrue

ManggerLeVarntlericelectroduck Rex

Grif chose ManggerLeVarntlericelectroduck Rex, an everything type Pokemon. ManggerLeVarntlericelectroduck Rex fucks up all your shit. Use all of your strongest Pokemon, he'll defeat them all at once, using their strengths against them. The head of a T-Rex, and the tongue of one too. The torso of a tiger, and the feet of a duck. His right hand is emo, and his left hand is pimp. Electric prong tail, tree antlers, Le Varne Burton's eyes, fire and ice cannons, and retractable pizza shooters. He is the master of all worlds, and will crush your pathetic asses.

Bunleaf and Jackaleaf.

Bunleaf, the grass-type bunny Pokemon. Attacks are Razor Leaf, Quick Attack, Tail Whip, and Defense Curl.

Evolves into Jackaleaf, the forest rabbit Pokemon. Attacks are Magical Leaf, Headbutt, Take Down, and Swift.

bug ice bugs

i was gonna originally do Titmice and Dickrats, but i think that ship has sailed

here are some ice bugs, probably one of the worst double types there could be

MENTORTLE

His psychic powers are great but his shell is soft!

New Pokemon!

horray! i drew sumthing...

thundercub

Thundercub uses the sword of omens to evolve in Liono.

Flagorgia

(pokedex voice) Flagorgia: The parasitic Pokemon! These blood-sucking nasties make their home in Chansey's pouch.

"Vagnivore"

Pokemon pokemon

Because he's the best like no one ever was.

Veneraff

Veneraff is a fighting/grass type pokemon. It uses it's long neck to bash enemies in combination with it's leaf attacks. These pokemon have exceptionally good taste but have been known to have an ornery temper.

Moves:

Revenge, Razor Leaf, Lick, Leech Seed

Phallicsaur

It's attacks are growth, harden, hydro pump, and hypnosis.

Watch out.

Nebraska The Wildman Pokeman

This is Nebraska, The Wildman Pokeman. He’s the only Pokeman that’s a man. Born unto ungrateful parents, he was abandoned in a Pokeball as an infant. His parents were clever enough, however, to include a bucket of fried chicken and a pair of sunglasses in his ball. The chicken was meant to feed little Nebraska, and the sunglasses, to bestow everlasting coolness unto him. Nebraska grew up in Canada, and because of very harsh winters, he grew a thick fur coat to keep warm. Although he is a man, the Pokeball injected some Poke-Poke energy into his DNA, thus making him a formidable opponent to other Pokemans. He uses a chicken bone – the only one he didn’t eat – as a club and iceball gun. He is the best Pokeman because he is a man and can think for himself. He can also catch other Pokemans and use them to his advantage in battle. If you’d like to try and catch him (which probably will never, ever happen) you can find him at any KFC.

Hitodecambia

Lionagon

A wild Lionagon attacks. Lionagon is a dragon and fire and fighting and grass and ice type Pokemon. Don't fuck with Lionagon. It has lions for everything. It can shoot ice beams, use fire pokemon to fuel his fire sword, poisonous fangs (even on his dick), and will pretty much fuck up everything. Lionagon is why Mew is extinct, and why Mewtwo hides in a fucking cave. Go run into the forest ten year olds, your Pidgey should be enough to protect your stupid ass.

Boobachu

A wild Boobachu attacks. Boobachu is a water type Pokemon. Its main attacks are squirt, tackle, bind, and leer.

Design-A-Pokemon: Bleedilynips by Chris P!

Chris P threw down the gauntlet with Bleedilynips.  Titmice, what you got?

Dr. Sketchys theme: Put "Hair Metal" hair on the model.

I won the contest with this one, thanks to Carl's Marker. 

cautionary tale

when drving to titmouse west. make sure you double check the adjacent parking warning.